Score: 10

"I came."

submission: RevelBtion

date: December 14, 2006

And then I came a second time.
And then possibly a third time, I can't remember because I was simply too over-whelmed with the extremely talented graphics and use of cinematics, I cannot think of any improvements that could be made to how this movie is, and for that I commend you.

Score: 10

"That's some good artichoke porn right thar."

submission: Possum's Forbidden Lover

date: November 19, 2006

Why I do believe that was some seriously nostalgic animation right there, it felt just like a 2001 CC movie, despite the fact I didn't exist back then, it was fantastic. :D

The animation, simply fantastic, it was just like an old style movie, I can't get over it.

Score: 10

"Oh fuck yes."

submission: Happy B-Day Rupee! '06

date: October 18, 2006

Fantastic, I simply wasn't expecting a birthday flash. :D

Thank you so much, now to make sure this review isn't deleted, some further comments.

I loved the use of the Nintendo 64 kid at the end, that adds emphasis to the art of gift giving, it really does. :D

Great job!

And of course, thank you!

Score: 10

"One question."

submission: The Celebrity Head-Clocks

date: September 27, 2006

Why not sooner?

Because there totally should be a JeremyBeadleClock.

Score: 10

"Why I do believe that was awesome."

submission: Operation Five Chapter 2

date: September 12, 2006

Yup, very good film, obviously not perfect but then nothing is.

Whilst I didn't like the battle music and it felt a little "stiff", the moving house effect was sex.

The story was interesting as well, if not with some innaccuracies though, SageClock was Cableshaft back then, and vBulletinClock didn't exist. :P

Regardless, awesome movie, congrats on daily 2nd. :)

Score: 10

"A great NG version of a good card game. :)"

submission: Newgrounds Hold'em

date: September 7, 2006

It's been a while since I've looked at one of Denvish's games, and he's done superbly well this time in a simple card game!

Anyway I don't fully understand how the game is played but I think I've figured it out now, you get 6 sets of two cards and you have to bet on which'll have the best hand, after more cards are dealed, if you understand Poker hands I think you'll understand it a lot faster.

So graphically, this is superb it's amazing how everything looks incredibly relevent to the current NG theme, it's baffling, the card sets are very nice too, one criticism however would be that the featured images on them are a tad too small, could be a lot wider and a bit taller, but nevermind.

The sound is brilliantly done, you get to choose from 5 awesome songs and some ambience in the background that seriously adds to the mood, you can set a lot of things.

And the gamplay? Almost no bugs, incredibly fun and no irritating parts of gameplay, it plays just like I'd want a Casino game to. :)

Seriously Denvish, you've done a superb job here and you should be proud, and I'd also like to say thanks for making ME, the 7 of <3! :D
Also for using my Strawberry, Apple, Orange and RaspberryClock FLA files from the library, haha.

One more thing that should be considered in future updates, if you go bust and accidently start a new game, you can't reset without refreshing the window because you've started a new game with no money, this needs to be fixed like not letting you touch the deal button at the end of a game, when you have less than 10 cents, haha.

Score: 8

"Good game, but would Steve really want this?"

submission: Terri Irwin's REVENGE

date: September 4, 2006

As well all know, Steve was a fantastic man with a passion for nature, especially that of Crocodiles, who's life was tragically ended by an accident involving a Stingray whilst filming a documentary about them, but we all need to pause for a second and think, Steve loved animals so much and he knew the dangers of having his life revolve around many dangerous ones...

Steve wouldn't want anybody to take vengance or prejudice on Stingrays just because one was his death, it was most likely in self defence because the poor man got too close, he would want his passion to live on and for people to realise that these are animals we're talking about, they don't have the intelligence of humans to kill without reason.

With that said, time to actually review this nicely made game.
So you've got your basic shooting-scrolling flash game, you find plenty of these here on newgrounds but this one actually has something to enjoy about it with an actual degree of difficulty, and no limitless bullets, there's actually a realistic pause between shots, thank heaven for that!

Naturally, the enemy of the game is the sting ray (after all, revenge and shit.) but the pleasent twist is that you get two kinds of enemies and a boss to fight against, and the enemies even conform to a timeline, in that you can perfect your timing and aim for the high score, with a few waves and stragedies to figure out.

The controls handled well, naturally you moved slow in water and bullets fire fine, one criticism may be that the pause between shots is too long to be able to keep up with the wave of fast moving, non shooting stingrays, but it's not horrifically short either so thankfully with the slow movement and bullet restrictions you get some REAL difficulty that makes this game fun.

One commonly used feature in these games is the use of smart bombs which wipe the area clean, this game twists the idea a little and implements "Croc bombs" that summons a crocodile to tween about the screen and kill every stingray it touches, Crikey! Save them for those huge waves of enemies you can't keep up with, and time them right to hit as many as possible! (The movement is always the same)

The let down however is the games overly simplistic graphics, graphics are easily acceptable but fall short with some rough edges visable on artwork and little animation, the stingrays literally don't move, they move left on your screen, at least until you meet the King of all Stingrays.

Don't let you stop you from enjoying this game though, if I get bored I might give this another shot and try to beat the boss this time, I'm interested to see the ending (after all, the game over screen is funny in a somewhat sadistic way.)

R.I.P. - Steve Irwin, the crocodile hunter.
1942 - 2006

Crikey!

Score: 10

"Gimme some of that hot asian secks."

submission: Sbc does Asia

date: August 27, 2006

If the king gets STD's, I want STD's too, it's only fair. >:(

Gotta love that FBF style, I'll vote 5 for that hot asian porn!

Score: 10

"I want to buy a Peggey."

submission: Peggeys to the rescue

date: August 21, 2006

Then I want to pet it.

Score: 10

"Holy shit, I wish that was longer."

submission: The Ultimate Clockdown

date: August 15, 2006

You Tom Fulp deserve all three Xboxes for that, seriously.