Score: 10

"Seemed laggy, otherwise perfect."

submission: Moustache the Musical

date: July 27, 2006

Once in a while, everytime he said moustache it seemed to freeze for a split second, maybe my PC is just crap, but this flash is so surreal, I love the pencil legs, seriously.

Good job.

Score: 4

"Well its the first of its kind, but not very good."

submission: Super Duper Mario 2 VGDC

date: July 25, 2006

Want a summery of how this flash works?

Mario walks along the screen like in a normal way like you're playing a game.
Mario finds a hidden vine and climbs it.
Mario goes left again, sees the flagpole is surrounded by baddies.
Mario grabs a megamushroom, and kills them all by farting.

The end.

Not laughing? I don't blame you, I don't care if this was a quickey, it's just too underdeveloped and only has the one joke, fart jokes CAN be funny but the simple idea of getting big and farting is barely original or humorous in any way.

To be honest, the graphics aren't too well handles either, he could've at LEAST allowed smoothing on the Mario sprites, they consistantly look jagged and pixelated, a no no for polygons.

And as far as accuracy goes, not too accurate, the ammount of blocks is obscene, you don't ever get THAT many blocks outside, secret exits have RED flag poles, and you cannot get 5000 points from flag poles, all minor details though that don't really matter, but would've been nice considering the humor was lacking.

If you want something substantial, go elsewhere, this movie consists of one fart joke and poorly handled graphics, it feels like you're watching a rom hack.

Score: 10

"I feel proud of have been a part of this collab!"

submission: Cooking with Clockcrew

date: July 23, 2006

Well, I may've taken part in this, but I can still review the other parts!

Firstly, my favourite part was KnightClock's without a doubt, Biofunglee for the win.

Second comes Sonucais's with me failing at cooking and very good use of graphics (including my FLA file)

Bobby's part was unusual, but I suppose they DID cook jews, hell, their fat was even used to make soap...

Marrow's was alright... I just think SBC wasn't animated very realistically or well, he goes WAY out of proportion.

OvenGlove's is the one who started this all! It's too bad the easter egg was omitted from the final movie.

Bunny's just makes me laugh, you don't expect him to do that at all. :)

I also love the way Knight compiled the menu, truely magnificant and oh so cute!

I recommend this movie, and I'm glad I was co-authored!

Score: 10

"@@@@@@@@@@@@@@"

submission: @tom Bomb

date: July 15, 2006

Well, yeah, @ :P

Still, I love the concept of nothing but MSpaint graphics, it works very nicely.

Keep it up, I lol'd.

Score: 2

"The fortunes cookies aren't worth reading..."

submission: :: Fortune Cookie ::

date: July 13, 2006

...and this movie wasn't worth watching.

Much like the cookies saying nothing good, neither did this flash, a couple of people discussing some fortunes in cookies, WOW.

Having Germaine questions Foamy's personality was interesting, but the answer wasn't interesting either.

Once again, all the humor has become dry and stale, I didn't laugh once, resorting to basing the joke on the most mediocre of things, but at the very least, you didn't use anything sexual.

Score: 10

"I have to give credit for this tutorial."

submission: Flash Introduction

date: July 12, 2006

It was this exact tutorial that got me started in flash animation, no more, no less.

After learning how to tween, I experimented with everything else and learnt how to be a good animator, kudos.

All this tutorial really needs is a little updating, although it still beats most of the crappy tutorials present today!

Score: 10

"I crapped my pants."

submission: 3

date: July 10, 2006

This is a high quality movie, I recommend that you view it for it has changed my life for the better.

Score: 10

"Sexy. <3"

submission: XTC Xtreme 5

date: July 10, 2006

Hello, I am your typical horny 13 year old NG browser.

I had much fun rigorously masturbating to your sexy animated gifs.

Myes.

Score: 10

"You're the man now dog!"

submission: NSFW's "The Miracle"

date: July 8, 2006

No really, you're the man now, dog.

I never thought i'd see something YTMND related here, but I was wrong and I absolutely love it. <3 I mean, whilst the drawings were a little crude at times, the sheer humor surpasses that and makes you ignore such a fact.

Oh, btw, that third song when they're in the hotel? Apparently that's a baby song. XD

Score: 10

"A winning combination."

submission: XTC Xtreme 4

date: July 2, 2006

Agnry faice, B, and a bunch of random gif images.

Who wouldn't love this masterpiece?