Score: 10

"Another masterpiece from rtil."

submission: Flash Comedy Extravaganza

date: June 4, 2006

Once again, superb use of animation, great quality frame by frame and tweens used appropiately, unlike LF.

Yes, I'm guilty of using VG characters and sprites in some of my movies, but I'm pretty much done doing that sort of thing long ago because it really is too easy and that's what I started with.

It's rediculous how easy it is for a sprite movie to score well, I like them but they aren't necessarily better than what deserves a 4.00, which mine seem to be. :\

Oh sorry, I'm just ranting a bit there, anyhow, loved when the frogs burst into Mr Green Triangle's home, keep it up, you're far better than LF frog himself, but you don't need to keep pointing it out.

Score: 1

"I have a better soundboard..."

submission: ExTreme ClOck SoUndboArd

date: June 2, 2006

It's called Speakonia, and it has an unlimited number of soundclips which I can modify freely. >_>;;

Seriously, I hate soundboards, but to make a soundboard out of digitally created voices is, lazy... ANYBODY could do it, and asides from that, the rest wasn't any good either.

For one, the Graphic User Interface is nothing pretty to look at, a bad use of colours, buttons thrown anywhere on the menu.

And another problem is the extras, it consists of JUST 4 pictures from the clockcrew.

Seriously, a pretty bad job, the voices don't even sound like StrawberryClock.

Score: 2

"Even in foamys rants you manage to whore Germaine."

submission: :: Restaurants ::

date: May 5, 2006

Okay, there's a mild improvement maybe, no wait, there isn't to be honest. :\

Look buddy, I don't hate you but you seriously are losing a lot of appeal because of what you've been putting in your recent movies, I was considering voting a 2 before I saw what Germaine was reading...

Everytime you use horrible sexual jokes like that the quality of these animations bomb, you have got to stop doing this if you want even a glimpse of the A+ Scores and portal awards you've been getting in the past, the actually get them though you'd have to seriously improve somethings, like the animation in itself, it's always the same trace bitmap backgrounds and shit.

And then the rants in themselves, EXPAND MAN, you've done this tons of times now and it's gotten stale, let me example Homestarrunner, they frequently experiment with their styles of layout and animation, and even with hundreds of their "SBemails" they've managed to make it very successful, they even have their own fan-wiki!

Now the actual animation is difficult to review, it's more or less the same as all the past things so what am I supposed to say? At this point, myself and most of NG's frequent users will be repeating themselves.

If you want to build up any more success, stop doing the same thing over and over again, otherwise only first time viewers will enjoy your flash.

Score: 8

"RupeeClock approves!"

submission: OMG! SMB Mishaps!

date: April 17, 2006

Sure, it's not the most original thing ever, Mario Mishaps have been done hundreds of times here, but this is an improvement, it uses the much better Super Mario Allstars sprites.

The flag pole one was one of the best here, the Hammer Bros sketch was nice also because there's always two of them.

Eitherway it's really well animated, looks just like the snes game does. ;)

Score: 9

"Holy crap, Mode 7 in flash?"

submission: Babeball Teaser

date: April 15, 2006

I am severely impressed man, you coded some mode 7 into flash like that? That's amazing!

It's not the babe I care for, but the fact someone did Mode 7 in flash, atonished! I had no idea such things were possible! :D

Score: 10

"You win a million internets."

submission: Arfenhouse Teh Movie 4!!!

date: April 7, 2006

April fools joke my ass, that was awesome on it's own.

I can't tell if you're making fun of SBEmail48572.swf or not though, he scored loads of times. :P

Whatever, this is totally going on my iPod so I can watch it time and time again, just like Arfenhouse 2. :)

Score: 3

"Ew, what was that?"

submission: Magus' Problem

date: April 6, 2006

This is totally out of character, I just can't picture Magus going and doing drugs, it makes no sense whatsoever, furthermore it was poorly animated, the size of the sprites wasn't consistant, nor did they stay in spot properly.

Overall, a pretty bad movie, even by 2001's standards.

Score: 0

"A very mild improvement but still crap."

submission: : KoShEr Crackers :

date: April 6, 2006

You seem to have taken a little change in your usual ways, this time germaine isn't whoring herself out, but still this is a lame joke, slightly clever but how does someone mistake the term cracker for food? It doesn't really make sense.

And once again, same reused art and shit, it's getting annoying, Pillz-e is nothing but foamy's body with different eyes, all your squirrels look too similar.

A few other people have brought up an interesting point about the disclaimer as well, I can take a joke but these jokes simply aren't funny, but they are getting more and more contraversial, if the jokes aren't funny and contraversial, people are gonna HATE it.

I still think you should quit whilst you're ahead, which happened a while ago now, you haven't been ahead in months, no portal awards and tons of 0 overall reviews.

Score: 9

"Oh my, I love that scene of family guy."

submission: EB: The King And I

date: April 6, 2006

I do say this is more Earthbound than anything, but the inclusion of a few Chrono Trigger sprites is alright I guess. (The future is just the perfect setting though, don't you think?)

I love that scene in Family Guy, I really do, you couldn't have chosen a better thing to animate!

The only bothersome thing is simply put, all the buttons around the flash, that discouraged me from making this nifty little flash into a mp4 for my iPod. :(

But the sprite editing? Brilliant, they are all perfectly edited.

Score: 10

"What an excellent scene to animate!"

submission: CT: "the Fated battle"

date: April 6, 2006

You just gotta love the battle against Magus, you really do.

Right down to the elements of the game it gets things right, to how he has the magic barrier and some of the techs used in game.

At times the animation was a little iffy, like the close up of Marle zooming out, her facial expression? Dodgily animated, but the camera angles used were superb.

Great job man, I love this flash.