Score: 3

"That was horrendus."

submission: NG Insult Generator

date: December 21, 2005

All this did was take typical childish insults and put them next to well known NG authors, it feels like something I've seen everywhere else, but it's got the NG name slapped on it, meaning it MUST be different!

...It isn't. I was kinda expecting to see some ACTUAL NG insults like "Because you touch yourself at night" and "Have a cup of STFU and a double dose of n00b" but I didn't really get those, just lame, lame insults that really just insult the authors you used as well.

Way childish, and cliché Simpsons sound effects? Bah.

Score: 10

"Brilliant, simply brilliant."

submission: Lazlo "Saves" Christmas

date: December 19, 2005

Once again your method of using 3d rendering to draw outlines has helped to produce some of the most beautiful FBF animation I've ever seen, seeing santa move so realistically when stuck in the chimney was just so effective, and asides from the the short plot is just plain funny!

Deserves a much higher score, believe me, this was better than Retarded Animal Babies 14.

Good luck with your future animations! Now if you don't mind, I'm going to convert this to an MP4 so I can watch it again and again on my iPod. :)

Score: 10

"The power of & is something to behold."

submission: &

date: December 19, 2005

Imagine the power of B and &, it could be something truely frightful.

Nice direction certainly, but more purpose is always nice too, very smooth animation as well, but for something so short a bigger filesize might not have hurt.

Score: 10

"5 is for fifen."

submission: The Clock Crew Alphabet

date: December 5, 2005

This gives forth an untold humor, something about the way you did it is just funny, possibly the crappiness of the audio quality. :D

But R should've been for Rupee. >:(

Score: 7

"A worthy cause but I think I have a better way."

submission: AntiEbaums Tutorial

date: November 30, 2005

As much as this tutorial is good, it won't stop someone from right clicking and going to the last frame with the replay button.

What you want to do is place a movieclip on the very first 2 frames on the top player above ALL other graphics, before the preloader even and inside the movieclip you want to make the firstframe use this actionscript

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LC = new LocalConnection();
if(LC.domain() == "BAD LINK") {

gotoAndStop(2);
_root.gotoAndStop(1)
}

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And of course, you put on the second frame whatever you want like "Stop theive my work" or maybe some actionscript that redirects the the famous eBaums world dot com animation, or of course, the picture of the ass. Leave the first frame blank, all that does is find if the swf is hosted on eBaums world or not.

You also want to place a second movieclip inside the movieclip on the second frame, that contains two keyframes with this actionscript

_root.gotoAndStop(1)

What'll happen is if the swf is hosted on eBaums world, the movieclip will cover everything else inside the flash permanently and will not allow anyone to view the flash, not even by right clicking.

Still a very worthy cause however your method and simple for those who are beginners with flash.

The only problem with this is, Eric Bauman has been known to decompile flash files before, so effectively he could remove the "ass" actionscript altogether.

Score: 10

"EVERY BLACK MAN IS OLSKOO"

submission: EVERY BLACK MAN IS OLSKOO

date: November 27, 2005

Nice loop, I feel like watching this time and time again.

The lip syncing was just funny.

What is every white man?

Score: 10

"This EXTREMELY cleverly made!"

submission: The Touchtone Genius

date: November 20, 2005

This is actually a really interesting submission, if you listen closely to the sound track, you'll notice the the left track is everything that you would be able to here if you were only on the left side, and the right side of the stereo track is everything you would only hear on the Touch Tone genius's side, try editing your sound options and disabling your left or right output, you'll only be able to hear one side of this thing! How clever is that? (You can even faintly hear the touch tone genius's voice on the left side!)

I am in love with this. (Oddly enough, I didn't notice this clever little ideal UNTIL I put this on my iPod and watched it that way.)

And besides all that, it is beautifully animated, bravo!

Score: 7

"I love how you plagerised my work."

submission: Adventures of Senor Auber

date: November 15, 2005

Well whatever, sure you took my original and plagerised it by doing up the graphics and stuff, but whatever, the animation is near enough the same.

You know what I'm talking about Spitfire, it's like you decompiled my swf and edited it yourself, so much for stealing an hours work of practice animation from me, I even made that for the CCTV collab.

Still, it was okay, the graphics work an improvement from my practice (not on drawing but on animation I was focusing on) but the final comment by Aubergine, not so good. :\

Score: 10

"Oh god, so beautiful I'm crying."

submission: !!!JUMP AROUND!!! finale

date: November 15, 2005

I love, I love it, I JUST LOVE IT.

The SHEER HUMOR of it, seriously.

Score: 10

"I'll be honest, I loved this."

submission: The Swell Collab 04

date: November 15, 2005

Simple banner design, but I loved it, especially breadfruit's entry, great sound clip.

Zekey's entry too was awesome.