Mario's done a fuckload of things.

Okay, so let's check shall we? Mario has:

Been a plumber
Acarpenter
A doctor
Professional tennis player
Professional football player
Professional baseball player
Part of a wrecking crew
Piloted a submarine
Piloted a space ship
Piloted a cigar shaped space ship to DESTROY THE VID-GRID
Professional dancer
Did community service cleaning gunk up
Professional fighter
Has a toy company
Has been the hero of the prophecy
Professional artist
Professional basketball player
Professional Snowboarder
Party animal
Wondered around with a bucket on his head
An archaeologist
A safari hunter
A time traveller
A typing tutor
A pinball
A kart/motor bike driver
A guy who randomly shuts down one of 7 koopa hotels
A fursuiter
A cowboy
As thin as paper
A tennis referee
A boxing referee
A hero of creatures in his dreams

Seriously, what the hell hasn't he done?
Oh, and apparently, Tails has also taught music to children.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tails_and _the_Music_Maker

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maleduck 2007-10-24 19:13:11

Wow...umm...how long did it take you to find all of this!?

RupeeClock 2007-10-24 19:13:11

Find? No I remembered all this.

ElMicha 2007-10-24 20:36:11

33 different beeings. Indeed, that is a lot.

But, if you consider other cartoons, hasn't Donald Duck yet more?

Anyone got a list of that?

RupeeClock 2007-10-24 20:36:11

Who gives a shit about Donald Duck?

luchadorclock 2007-10-25 00:29:36

um i never saw mario be a typing tutor

RupeeClock 2007-10-25 00:29:36

Of course you didn't, click the damn link.

kirbyman50 2007-10-25 01:18:13

Wait... didn't he fly (sort of) from mini panet to mini planet in super mario galaxy?

RupeeClock 2007-10-25 01:18:13

I'm not counting that till it comes out in November.

Xavier-Crivios 2007-10-25 16:19:35

He's been a ninja too.

RupeeClock 2007-10-25 16:19:35

Show me.

Wiiporter 2007-10-25 16:42:37

There has got to be something you forgot... Ah! He's been a milk drinker! remember the old 'Got Milk' ad?

RupeeClock 2007-10-25 16:42:37

Uh, no, I'm going to ahead and say I DON'T remember that advert, because I don't like in America like you.

ghost001 2007-10-25 16:47:53

wow... i didn't know mario got fired THAT many times. LOL. seriously, did he get fired or something to get that many jobs? I know I wouldn't be able to switch jobs like that.
And Mario didn't join the mafia I think, thats one thing he hasn't done yet.

RupeeClock 2007-10-25 16:47:53

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auroradafox 2007-10-25 20:10:09

God he's such a show off

RupeeClock 2007-10-25 20:10:09

Most over-qualified man ever amirite?

auroradafox 2007-10-25 21:54:03

Yes indeed. Maybe he should just stick to doing shrooms & rescuing princesses instead of showing off & being perfect at doing just about everything.

RupeeClock 2007-10-25 21:54:03

When the fuck has he done any actual plumbing as of late anyway?

Most people wouldn't know this, but the hammer in Paper Mario and Superstar Saga all comes from Wrecking Crew, a sub-par NES game featuring a purple luigi.

ShortSWF 2007-10-26 05:37:48

holy...SHIT!thats a big fuckload of things if you ask me..
and still he is fat as HELL.

Wiiporter 2007-10-26 07:02:20

Fuck, man, sorry for knowing something you couldn't. Look it up on YouTube.

Sonucais 2007-10-26 11:45:59

A olimpics participant
An anime character
A Referee from some sports
A Baby, lol
A ... erm... lol

...

Out of ideas, he can plane and fly.

RupeeClock 2007-10-26 11:45:59

Hasn't everyone been a baby by default? :p

RobertClock 2007-10-26 12:34:40

he's currently in the world record book for being in the most games

Wiiporter 2007-10-26 15:38:19

He's switched between the 2nd and 3rd demention
He's saved the world from mushroom shaped aliens
He's single (Peach? Naw, she swings)

Oh, and the hammer thing? that's actually from Donkey Kong, considering it was the very first power up he ever used.

Incognitus 2007-10-26 16:26:50

Sega Pico?

stephen3 2007-10-27 13:50:30

wow, when you point it out like that, he has done a load of things.

Flyingdingo0827 2007-10-27 16:36:18

how does he find time to do this man? Oh yeah you forgot

fought alongside sonic and shadow to defeat mecha sonic (SMBZ)
saved seven star spirits and recovered the star rod
fought in super smash bros. (melee) (brawl)
saved the past and future from freakin purple mushrooms
starred in at least three cartoons
and he also has been in over 30 games with at least 7 sequels and beat at least 32 villains from donkey kong to bowser to wart to smithy

but hey ya know the pipes in the games are sorta like plumbing but how does this guy find time for this s**t!

RupeeClock 2007-10-27 16:36:18

FLASH MOVIES DO NOT COUNT.
Being a hero is just being a hero.
I ALREADY said professional fighter
Again, being a hero is just being a hero, that speaks for itself and is not a profession!
And being victorious isn't a profession.

Flyingdingo0827 2007-10-27 16:38:43

he was also in warioware in 9-volt's games

RupeeClock 2007-10-27 16:38:43

Celebrity appearances don't count either.

Xavier-Crivios 2007-10-30 18:54:24

<a href="http://www.sheezyart.com/view/530502/">http://www.sheezyart.com/view/530502/
</a>
There.

Wegra 2007-12-01 15:31:36

Simpsons did it.

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