A sensation of euphoria and moistened genitals.
It really is.
Reasons being are the fantastic animation, the great scripting and the humor, "Make a F***ing flash and people will be happy" says the bunny, but indeed the truth has been told, I feel compelled to add this to my favourites as such for it is a fantastic animation.
Recommendation: Longer plz, more awesome is better.
You know? I'm dealing with someone trying to quit.
Like, right now, my mum is trying to quit smoking, it does annoy me a little that I see her smoking now and then, but GOD, it's nothing like how you put it. :\
She DOES NOT whine about it like a little bitch.
She DOES NOT bust a nut over small incidences.
She DOES try hard, a lot of people do, if this were not the case there would not be an industry for giving up cigarettes.
To be far, Foamy is actually complaining about his own kind, it's just not amusing either, he's bitching about something, he complains about small things and is way more annoying than quitters, I can't think of any social situations where people trying to give up smoking have been annoying, the people who have given up or aren't smoking tend to be a bit more annoying because they go like "Oh don't smoke it's bad for you, you should stop it causes cancer etc", I mean that's a fair statement to make.
So the weak point of the flash movie aside, the same usual animation problems exist here, the background is trace-bitmapped as usual to no appeal, as a matter of fact it's somewhat low detail for what it's meant to be, a detailed background. I cannot even tell what these four green barrels on the floor are supposed to be, bins, stumps, what are they?
I do wonder if you actually take these pictures yourself, if you do that's cool but you should try taking some effort to reproduce the image in flash rather than just using trace bitmaps.
Also, why the fuck is Foamy blinking so much? Seriously?
Which brings up another point, foamy has a tendency to be all over the screen ranting about whatever subject, but now I see he's only ever like at the bottom of the screen in the same position, he's not further out and only comes forward about 2 times, and when he jumps around it does so incredibly poorly with a huge noticeable gap in animation, did you forget what a tween is or something? :\
I will admit though, the statement about people deserving a sweet sugary treat of their choice as a consequence of doing something he liked was actually a bit amusing.
But in the end though, that like, one pro doesn't weigh anything against all the cons of a weak point, recycled and lazy graphics with obscure repeated animation and a lack of sound, yeah his voice is there with some atmosphere in the background but it's not really sufficient.
Actually that makes me wonder a little bit, why does he always rant in these random locations anyway? In front of some old ass building and ranting about quitters? Huh.
Anyhow, try to improve illwillpress, I'd like to see something good come out of you, I dare say if you even tried really hard you could make a winner, Foamy should you know, stop complaining and start taking action?
Dayum, that's some professional work right there.
It doesn't really have much of a context other than heroism and good vs bad with impressive fighting, but regardless this is really enjoyable to watch this creative animation and techniques, such as using the drink can as a weapon by filling it with bullets, I thought that was fantastic.
The animation in this was of some very high quality, it's worth noting however one of two issues that did show up with bitmap images, they appeared rough with pixelated edges which was a bit annoying, you can fix this though, by finding the image in the object library, then going to the bitmap's properties and enabling smoothing, that should make anything like the can at the beginning look a lot better.
Other than that and the small translation errors, this was fantastic, something that I like so much that I'm even going to put this on my iPod to watch again in the future, kudos! ;)
It's like someone set me on the fucking vibrate!
Good show man, good show!
I especially like the detail you did to the desktop, not exactly like mine for obvious reasons like launching AIM and fitting it all in, but you got much of the sidebar right with my valuables folder there and everything. :)
Really, great jord thar!
- RupeeClock
And thank YOU for Reviewing! Now, I only wish I had Flash 8, I could have used filters to emulate more of Aero's effects (like blur and shadow).
HONEY ROASTED PEANUTS
This movie doesn't need mass voting.
It's awesome enough as it is, it doesn't need mass voting to pass.
I never lift a finger to make my garbage pass anyways so,,;
I came.
And then I came a second time.
And then possibly a third time, I can't remember because I was simply too over-whelmed with the extremely talented graphics and use of cinematics, I cannot think of any improvements that could be made to how this movie is, and for that I commend you.
Aw shucks now I'm blushing <3
Oh fuck yes.
Fantastic, I simply wasn't expecting a birthday flash. :D
Thank you so much, now to make sure this review isn't deleted, some further comments.
I loved the use of the Nintendo 64 kid at the end, that adds emphasis to the art of gift giving, it really does. :D
Great job!
And of course, thank you!
Thank You Rupee, have a nice day! :D
One question.
Why not sooner?
Because there totally should be a JeremyBeadleClock.
I agree
Why I do believe that was awesome.
Yup, very good film, obviously not perfect but then nothing is.
Whilst I didn't like the battle music and it felt a little "stiff", the moving house effect was sex.
The story was interesting as well, if not with some innaccuracies though, SageClock was Cableshaft back then, and vBulletinClock didn't exist. :P
Regardless, awesome movie, congrats on daily 2nd. :)
I kind of try think of Clocks as "timeless" (pun inintended), so certain people aren't favoured upon purely because of when they joined the crew. If you watch Bananabeard 2 for example, I have a cameo in that, although I didn't join 'till around 2 years after when it was set.
Gimme some of that hot asian secks.
If the king gets STD's, I want STD's too, it's only fair. >:(
Gotta love that FBF style, I'll vote 5 for that hot asian porn!
Std's are gods gift to the world
I might be interested in doing a TGF2 game sometime, I used to make them all the time before I began flash animation.
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